The Best of #OverHeardAirportConvos

Today the airline world was trending on Twitter with #OverHeardAirportConvos. We learned a lot about the airport experience - who knew people brought blenders through airport security? To save you from sifting through the quagmire that is Twitter, we have compiled the best #OverHeardAirport Convos tweets. You're welcome internet.


The TSA (Deservedly) took a few Shots

I got a good patdown by the TSA. I enjoyed it so much, I asked to be searched again.😉#OverheardAirportConvos

— Damn, Daniel! (@wickedfedora) May 5, 2016

That's not a weapon, that's my crotch. #OverheardAirportConvos

— Brandon Cloud (@theclobra) May 5, 2016

The Legendary Airplane Movie Made an Appearance

Stop the old lady in green. She concealing a weapon. #OverheardAirportConvos pic.twitter.com/SLY5PsMv6j

— Rob Mundt (@rmundt) May 5, 2016

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?" #OverheardAirportConvos pic.twitter.com/q0peC8KCLq

— Orlando Jones (@OGOrlandoJones) May 5, 2016

I Didn't Realize So Many Flyers Were This Confused...

"I forgot my departure time"
*surrounded by TV's and has boarding pass in hand* #OverheardAirportConvos

— yung jt (@jthompson671) May 5, 2016

#OverheardAirportConvos "Row 33. Is that First Class?"

— ScorpiOhm (@MasterDragonfly) May 5, 2016

Are the peanuts gluten free? #OverheardAirportConvos

— Bensworld (@Benie_ben) May 5, 2016

Or That Someone Would Fly With a Blender

#OverheardAirportConvos "it says no blades in carry on but look, I couldn't even cut someone with this if I wanted to" - guy holding blender

— PnS.NotMarkHamill (@SecksWrecks) May 5, 2016

Or This

#OverheardAirportConvos "Sir, you can only take 100 ml of lubricant on as hand luggage."

— Thomas Jones (@tomj191) May 5, 2016

This Pilot Deserves a Sticker

nervous woman - how often do these 747's crash?

pilot - only once they're useless after that #OverheardAirportConvos

— Gareth Evans (@gareth0108) May 5, 2016

This Guy Does As Well

#OverheardAirportConvos If the flight is overbooked I'd be happy to let a stewardess sit in my lap.

— Micheal Bomberger (@TheRealMichealB) May 5, 2016

*Slaps Head*

The pilot must just step on the gas. I'm in a hurry #OverheardAirportConvos

— Cleopatra Mokokoane (@CleopatraDK) May 5, 2016

There's Always a Brighter Side to Everything

Two drink maximum? Good thing I'm a lightweight #OverheardAirportConvos pic.twitter.com/Ydd4yLXXHD

— RK Gold (@RKGold91) May 5, 2016